Tuesday, February 27, 2007

West Hollywood: Let it BURN!

Okay! I've had enuf and feel I need to VENT how I feel- in a harmless way- so here it goes.....
What the FUCK is wrong with the fags in West Hollywood??? I mean WTF!? B4 u get all judgemental on my ass, try living here in Silverlake, then, occasionally, going into WEHO, as the boyz call it.

First off, I'm the biggest dog nut in the world! I've, sadly, lived here in LA for nearly 6 years. In all the time I have lived here, I've had one (1, yea 1) positive encounter with a man and his dog when I've ventured, reluctantly, to what is referred to as Boyz Town aka WeHo. Usually, anywhere else on the planet the person to person, dog to person exchange goes something like this: " Yea, that's Fido, my name is ______, and you are?" Well, in We-the fuck-Ho, it's an unsaid exchange that is more like this: " WHO the FUCK are YOU, WHY are you TOUCHING my Friggin' dog, NO ONE invited YOU to the PARTY!"

First off, let me be PERFECTLY clear...the "PARTY", if in WeHO, could be in my honor and I still wouldn't attend. I'm just a friendly guy who likes dogs, and these QUEENS,and I do mean "QUEENS" ( all Caps ) are probably SINGLE and ALONE, walking that friggin' dog cuz their a bunch of SNOTTY BITCHES! Maybe one should spend less time and money on the hair and the gym and invest in PERSONALITY TRAINING! My friends ALL joke that what the REAL problem is, is that I'm not paying attention to them; I'm paying attention to the friggin' dog. Nuf sed!?

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