This a a funny BUT sad true story.......I was telling a buddy last nite this........
About 10 years ago, I took another Tweaker home ( the ONLY one I ever took to any place I lived, for good reason---read on....) to PNP (Party and Play) with. After "playing" a while, I realized we were outta "gatorade" (every tweakers favorite cocktail), so I got in the car, went down the mountain, got some liquids, walk in my house, only to see the "tweaker" on his hands and knees ( screw driver in hand) taking apart my 3 day old , nearly 8000$ plasma TV a friend just bought me. Well, I didn't KILL him, altho I wanted to. I had my roommate take him back into SF; IF I would have I probably would have thrown him over the Golden Gate. Afterwards, I came up with the following rules for my crystal Meth use........
Rule #1: NO over head-lighting; I LOOK BAD!
Rule #2: If I say you are talking to much (most tweakers never get to the FUCKIN cuz they are WAY to busy yabbin'), You probably are,so SHUT UP and Fuck!
Rule #3: (This is the kicker ! ) Don't Touch anything electronic, especially if it is MINE!
Like I said, FUNNY but SAD. As long as I remain "clean", I don't ever have to in place these rules. PROBLEM SOLVED!
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